Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Perhaps I should've been a dog.




Today's news headline reads:


"Helmsley's Dog Gets $12 Million in Will"
By Associated Press


Now, dogs are supposed to be man's best friend but doggone it, either "The Queen of Mean" was really a man, or she didn't get the memo that diamonds are a girl's best friend!! No matter, whatever the case, I've been married twice and if there's one thing I've learned along the way, dogs definetly get the better end of the stick. Dogs don't have to pick up after the man, don't have to cook his dinner nor wash his clothes. And when master comes home at 3am drunk as a skunk, doggie dear doesn't have to sleep with him.


Dogs are man's companion, sometimes they have to work but the majority of the time those canine chums love their "master" unconditionally, no matter how they themselves are being treated. The man also lucks out in that Fido can't nag him to death nor would he cost his man a huge alimony check if the whole deal went sour.


hmmm now what was it I wanted to be again??


until next time.....

1 comment:

Shannon **Gabi's Mom** said...

I am baffled why anyone would give a dog money like that! Silly!